How sad am I? #1

By default WordPress installs a silly little plug-in called "Hello Dolly" that...

...symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from Hello, Dolly in the upper right of your admin screen on every page

I dived in and changed the code a little...

How sad am I? The answer is "very".